Monday, November 03, 2008

This? Is God-Taunting

If you're gonna do it, play for big stakes.

Popular Vote: Obama 51, McCain 47, Wackaloons 2

Electoral Vote: Obama 326, McCain 212

(Obama wins Ohio, NC, PA; McCain wins Florida, Missouri, Indiana. Nothing else is seriously at issue here, unless I'm a wackaloon my own self.)

Senate: 59 Dems. Say hello to Senator Al Franken. Less than 58 will stun me. More than 59 will stun me and invalidate every prediction above.

House: Dems +27

I await the howls of outrage.

Sunday, November 02, 2008

Why Haven't I Won This Argument Yet?

Yes. She really is that fucking stupid, and this story really doesn't do much for the notion that her handlers are any smarter. Can we please stop with the evil genius theory now?