tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12843455.post124773764544540851..comments2023-11-04T03:33:38.419-04:00Comments on You Are My Minions: Keeping You SafeLandruhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11954074164878242561noreply@blogger.comBlogger12125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12843455.post-92029281130822231712009-01-15T11:33:00.000-05:002009-01-15T11:33:00.000-05:00Oh, and they announced the Closing of the Bridges ...Oh, and they announced the Closing of the Bridges on sunday ... There will be a concert, you know? So they have to make sure nobody can get to it I suppose.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12843455.post-91543172920000450372009-01-15T11:31:00.000-05:002009-01-15T11:31:00.000-05:00Today's Local Papaer tells me that the homeless wh...Today's Local Papaer tells me that the homeless who live in the Security Zone are being encouraged to stay in shelters. They are opening all of the shelters for 24 hours -- usually they toss out the homeless during the daytime -- and providing warm beverages. The city "will offer free storage to those who are hampered by their world possessions." Hampered. <BR/><BR/>The article quotes a dogooder as saying "We'll make it a day of celebration, a fun place ..."<BR/><BR/>I feel warm and fuzzy. How about you?<BR/><BR/>*spit*Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12843455.post-24636264654112007532009-01-12T08:45:00.000-05:002009-01-12T08:45:00.000-05:00Gotta love when the evacuation plan from New Orlea...Gotta love when the evacuation plan from New Orleans is recycled in DC. I think it was something like...Run Mother Fucker! Run!Colin's Daddyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16164598561033416005noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12843455.post-84993406323286610052009-01-12T06:37:00.000-05:002009-01-12T06:37:00.000-05:00Sounds like it's going to be a fun time in D.C. - ...Sounds like it's going to be a fun time in D.C. - I expect the bridges to be full of people going in both directions ... the history-seeking people coming into down and the D.C. folks fleeing town en masse.<BR/><BR/>Let's get to the more important stuff...<BR/><BR/>A duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender "I'll have a beer".<BR/><BR/>Bartender: "Hey! where did you come from?"<BR/><BR/>Duck: "I'm working the construction site across the street".<BR/><BR/>Barkeep: "Well, why are you working in construction when you could be making millions in the circus?"<BR/><BR/>Duck: "Why the hell would the circus want a brick-laying duck?"macgyver13https://www.blogger.com/profile/00134344617591559465noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12843455.post-58028329899371799452009-01-10T16:04:00.000-05:002009-01-10T16:04:00.000-05:00I'm just here to say hi."Hi"Keep safe ya'llI'm just here to say hi.<BR/>"Hi"<BR/><BR/>Keep safe ya'llBuggyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15038684369570353687noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12843455.post-72690170960333914632009-01-10T11:10:00.000-05:002009-01-10T11:10:00.000-05:003D tested that evacuation plan when they made the ...3D tested that evacuation plan when they made the hookers march to Arlington.Landruhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11954074164878242561noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12843455.post-65778870077473238402009-01-10T10:32:00.000-05:002009-01-10T10:32:00.000-05:00The DCExaminer tells me that the authorities don't...The DCExaminer tells me that the authorities don't think I'm frightened enough. The fibbies are warning business people of a possible "Mumbai style" terrorist attack. http://www.dcexaminer.com/local/010909-FBI_outlines_possibility_of_a_Mumbai-style_attack_on_DC.html<BR/>And this very morning Cathy Lanier (DCs police chief for those in the provinces -- yes a chick with blonde hair) assured me on the Span that they had an evacuation plan for DC. She must have seen the skepticism in my face, though, so she went on to explain that it was a walk-out evancuation plan, and that if they needed to all of the people in DC could walk over the bridges to Virginia. <BR/><BR/>I'm feeling safer now. How about you?Sashahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06501998212859335778noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12843455.post-92090812116143793792009-01-09T20:19:00.000-05:002009-01-09T20:19:00.000-05:00Bartender finally gives up, goes into the bathroom...Bartender finally gives up, goes into the bathroom, and comes back with a condom.<BR/><BR/>"Fine, whatever. That will be fifty cents."<BR/><BR/>The duck says, "Put it on my bill"<BR/><BR/>you racist mofo. We are wii'd up, you should come by sometime . . . like the 18th.<BR/><BR/>I am . . . stessinPurplestatehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12574022901962339591noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12843455.post-58809883212129371322009-01-09T11:59:00.000-05:002009-01-09T11:59:00.000-05:00I thought the duck asked for some quackers.I say p...I thought the duck asked for some quackers.<BR/><BR/>I say put on your best suit, a fancy ear-piece, a take-no-shit expression and see how close you can get to The Elect. Or just stay in the brothel and tough it out, lol.Swamihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15098697628276949479noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12843455.post-43369844390828112432009-01-09T10:44:00.000-05:002009-01-09T10:44:00.000-05:00Penguin walks into a bar and says to the bartender...Penguin walks into a bar and says to the bartender, I'm supposed to meet my brother here, have you seen him? <BR/><BR/>The bartender says, I don't know, what does he look like?BDRhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06557941385560728052noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12843455.post-69353346671843919712009-01-09T10:16:00.000-05:002009-01-09T10:16:00.000-05:00I heard that they were going to spread all of the ...I heard that they were going to spread all of the sidewalks with Crisco just in case somebody tried to walk someplace. <BR/><BR/>And my Word is really special: idiatSashahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06501998212859335778noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12843455.post-34970380642451056112009-01-08T22:23:00.000-05:002009-01-08T22:23:00.000-05:00I was told it was "Got any duck food?"Now you thro...I was told it was "Got any duck food?"<BR/><BR/>Now you throw condoms at me and ruin everything.Lisa McMannhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03079642578284968215noreply@blogger.com