Monday, July 11, 2005

It Knows It When It Sees It

Wonkette, who still has not offered to drop the soap for us or introduce us to Jessica Cutler, reports Page Six's (login: no_email_666@yahoo.com, password: nopassword) item about the Young Republicans' decision that Stepford Apprentice Kelly Perdew was too big an asshole even for them. The convention chairman, a particularly disgusting and squashable little bug named Nathan Taylor, is quoted there to the effect that Perdew is a bigger prima donna than he is. Perdew made out much better than our new best favorite friends at Operation Yellow Elephant, who the effete little prig Taylor describes as radicals bent on disrespecting the troops. Even a lying liar like this sanctimonious, self-promoting fascist twit is capable of knowing an asshole when he sees one.

And for those of you who don't pay attention to reality TV: never mind. We used to watch The Apprentice. We'll spend our future sticking with Reno 911.

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

Some of us will try Martha's new show, just because we must.

Jolene said...

I didn't watch the Apprentice, but I've seen the picture of Nathan Taylor, and I have a strong desire to grab him by his giant ears and then punch him in the face.

Dweeze said...

Are you duplicating stuff from other blogs?

Anonymous said...

This is old news. Got anything fresh?

Anonymous said...

BINGO!