Wednesday, July 13, 2005

Worship Me

Because that's what you're supposed to do on July 13.

And I haven't read about anyone punching Tucker Carlson in the gob yet. Get to it, people.

21 comments:

Anonymous said...

That. Would soil my mitt.

And I worship you every day.

Anonymous said...

Happy July 13th, Landru. And many more.

I can't punch Tucker in the gob because that would involve actually touching him, of which the very thought creeps me out.

Jolene said...

So, today's, like, special or something? Well, happy July 13, or whatever.

And of course I worship you. Sheesh. As if you had to ask.

gothmog said...

Happy 50th, big boy. You wear it well.

Blackdogred said...

You'll be getting your Duran Duran box set this weekend!

ilse said...

Boy, you people are gullible. I mean, *I* do anything he tells me to, but I thought you all retained some free will.

Blackdogred said...

At least we're not apathetic, b/c apathy, you know, is a....

Dweeze said...

I think it was already established that none of us punched Tucker Carlson in the gob, so there goes your theory Ilse...

Buggy said...

Happy Birthday!

I've decided to just spit on Tucker's image, hope that's good enough.

Dweeze said...

Aim for his gob...

momma said...

Happy Birthday!

And, where's the gob?

Anonymous said...

I believe your gob is your mouth, because Willie Wonka invented the Gobstopper to shut up annoying little children, and I trust Roald Dahl.

Anonymous said...

Happy birthday. You'll find your present in the liquor cabinet.

Anonymous said...

I punched Carson Daly instead, I hope that will do.
Happy birthday!
moon

Jolene said...

Gob is also etymologically related to the excellent adjective, "gobsmacked."

Bravie said...

Happy Birthday.
I usually don't like to show my gob to the genreal public.

Alice said...

Happy Birthday!

Any leftover cake?

Landru said...

Thanks to all of you for your birthday wishes. Special shoutout action:

BDR: Thank you. You'll be getting your matched set of Real Madrid kit (numbers 5 and 23) at the very same time.

Moon: What a happy day. Thank you for showing up. And yes, Carson Daly will do just fine.

Carey: That's not what I heard.

Bravie said...

Ok, I didn't get to finish that sentence.
I don't usually like to show my gob to the general public without first having a few drinks. Then? The gob just can't help but to expose itself.

Landru said...

16 minutes for a bite on Carey-bait? At 5 in the freakin' morning your time? Damn, girl. It's good to be loved.

Immunegirl said...

Happy Birthday!!!!

*worship worship worship*

Yeah, so I'm late. What else is new?