Monday, August 22, 2005

Fragile

Perhaps we can have another quiet week here at Minions. The UC has taken a few well-deserved days off to vacate with her family, leaving the latest target of The War On Error in the hands of writers slightly less yeasty than she. The Error Itself continues, unabated, compounded by the New Framers' intent to create a paradise for those who would theocratize, supported heartily by those eager to show how well that sort of thing works so they can apply it to what our own Framers said. Ilse is hanging at my place all week, the kids off to visit their father, so that's a nice change of pace. There's the small upcoming matter of some minor scalpel activity in an area of my body where I would not ordinarily abide scalpels, but for the next few days, at least, I should be at peace, yes?

My brother had an interesting take. Before he went for the same procedure, he took a Valium the night before, then shot down another Valium and a six on the way to the doc, then rode home with the second six clenched between his thighs. When he woke up, he felt much better. I'm contemplating, as I always do, his sage advice.

18 comments:

Anonymous said...

Why said op should make you think of the title of a Yes album is interesting, although the cover art will go well w/valium and booze (as a quick trip through your synaptic archives can attest.)

Landru said...

Whoosh.

And after reviewing their discography (and thanks ever so much for that forced march through the synapses--I had no idea they'd been so darned busy since I abandoned them 27 years ago--Don't Kill the Whale!), I repeat:

Whoosh.

Dweeze said...

Great. Now I have to look too.

Dweeze said...

Going for the one?

Dweeze said...

Fragile. Duh.

Landru said...

Oh, for fuck's sake. That's just...gratuitous.

Okay, fine, if that's how it's gonna be, I'm seeing BdR Wednesday night. Load me up with bad jokes for him.

Blackdogred said...

Please!

But Thursday morning, in the long distance runaround on the way to the snippery, though yours would be no disgrace if you were nervous, as you get closer to the edge, in the roundabout near the hospital, be a brave little starship trooper.

Whispers said...

Oh - I just remembered what this is about. If you're having any second thoughts, see that Family Guy episode. The one with Wallace Shawn guest voicing.

kl said...

Well, as long as you aren't that bifurcated thing removed, I guess it'll be alright.

Anonymous said...

I actually remember a blonde joke, if you need it.

Anonymous said...

Ah, the things we do for love...

ilse said...

I don't have any Valium. I think I've got some smack, though.

Buggy said...

Don't be a baby, Landru.

In honor of you I will work the word 'scrotum' into as many conversations as I can today. It should be easy.

Dweeze said...

Just don't do it at work, Buggy.

kl said...

They don't have scrotum sandwiches?

Dweeze said...

Must...not...respond...to...KL...

kl said...

I hope that thingy is not feeling too poorly, Testy Cleez.

Pam said...

If I'm not too late, I'd suggest stocking up on bags of frozen peas, they make excellent ice packs.