Thursday, August 11, 2005

News Item

North Dakota, West Virginia, Vermont, New Hampshire, Maine, and Iowa Prepare for Floods of Refugees as Wogs Take Over Rest of Country

Tastelessly brown-and-white graphic here.

AP story here.

Yes, I get some of my news from Yahoo. You got a problem with that?

Malkin-bashing, courtesy of Dweezil, here. Be sure to read the comments from lots of people, many of whom have overly severe stick problems.

And speaking of Dweezil, he just hired a Mexican gardener, so expect Iowa to tint up a little in that there graphic.

8 comments:

Dweeze said...

Don't just read the comments there - there is another post where he sarcastically apologizes for "hurting what passes for your feelings" and the other follow-up "Where Are All The Funny Conservative Bloggers?" Truly amazing stuff and, to me, a very interesting subject.

Dweeze said...

Oh, and he's a pool boy, not a gardener.

Anonymous said...

Well Dweeze, I came just to post that follow up. Here is where Mithras asks " Is there just some birth defect that prevents right-wingers from being funny?" Oh, and be sure to read the comments too.

Did I ever tell you, Dweeze, how pissed off I am that both you and The Wheeze have pools of your very own? Damn upper class Republican types, you are.

Dweeze said...

We rent. We get a great deal because our landlords are the parents of someone I work with. If the rent was at market price, we couldn't afford the place.

gothmog said...

I had a pool once. Ran it during March Madness.

Jolene said...

Hey, I have a pool too!

Well, okay, I have one that I share with the other hundreds of people who live in my apartment complex. And in the three years I've lived here, I've never actually set foot in it. But still, I have a pool!

Kimmah said...

Oh, cool, Tennessee looks like it's got a tan. I feel much more tropical suddenly.

Anonymous said...

I had to google 'wog' because I wasn't sure exactly what it meant, and I live in a barely tan state. Coincidence?

And I don't have a pool, but I have a trout stream.