You Are My Minions: Camel Toads

Thursday, October 20, 2005

Camel Toads

From Snopes. I'm particularly fond today of stupidity that doesn't involve politics.

3 comments:

Bravie said...: Camel toads are very uncomfortable when you don't where underwear.
What?

Oh, speaking of not wearing underwear. I have had too much to drink tonight and I have been seducing Wheezy. Now I am not one to shave and tell, so I will leave that up to her.

DRINKS ON ME!!!!

*shows Landru my tits*; 12:11 AM
yvonne said...: Why am I not surprised to find Carey here talking flashing her boobies?; 10:36 AM
Bravie said...: I blame Augie for making me spell "wear" incorrectly up there.; 5:55 PM

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Thursday, October 20, 2005

Camel Toads

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