You Are My Minions: Stuffies

Tuesday, November 22, 2005

Stuffies

Not to whine, but I'm busy and tired and stressed and other stuff. I may post sometime before the end of the holiday weekend, or I may not. You'll get over it either way, I reckon; you're strong that way.

Have a lovely American feast day.

5 comments:

Geggy said...: Well, the least you can do is drink a toast to me on Thursday to wish me happy birthday.; 9:53 AM
Immunegirl said...: I would give you hugs if you were into that sort of thing. Instead, I will just note that I am flying through the lovely airport of Dulles tonight, and that given my excellent luck there along with the weather forecast, I am looking forward to spending the night there...; 11:19 AM
momma said...: Dear Landru and Ilse,

If the lovely spring chicken gets stranded overnight at Dulles, would you please take her in? Just make sure she doesn't unpack.

Thanks!

Have a great Turkey Day!!!; 2:57 PM
Anonymous said...: Just adding my best cranberry wishes and no-oysters-in-the-stuffing hugs to you, Ilse, and the boys.; 6:55 PM
yvonne said...: Happy American Feast Day to you, hon.; 7:39 PM

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Tuesday, November 22, 2005

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