Which is more important? "Shake Well," or "Point Arrow on Button Towards Red Mark on Can"? Discuss.
In the Beatles' "Norwegian Wood," John Lennon presumably lights a girl's apartment on fire because she cock-teased him at great length. Given the prevailing moral climate of the 1960s, was this acceptable behavior?*
One train leaves Denver at 4 PM, travelling at 82 mph. Another train leaves Boston at 6 PM, travelling at 91 mph. Both trains are travelling on double track, without traffic restrictions, carrying similar loads of unrefined nuclear waste. Given these factors, which quarterback is more reprehensible, John Elway or Tom Brady?
A fifth-level rogue with a Ring of Authority surprises a seventh-level bard with a +4 short sword. Is bard the dumbest character class ever, or what?
Extra Credit: Name three sex acts that you wouldn't perform for your instructor.
Extra Extra Credit: Name two sex acts that you would.
*If you weren't alive during the prevailing moral climate of the 1960s, just STFU.