Thursday, June 29, 2006

Yes, You Are That Batshit Insane

SCOTUS rules against Bushco in Hamdan v. Rumsfeld. Which I keep wanting to say is Hamdan v. Rushdie. I don't understand that bit of Freud, there.

So, uhm, yeah. Military tribunals not authorized by Congress are, in fact, unconstitutional. Go figure. Shocking, treasonous result, there.

Of course, if Breyer and Souter weren't total Commies, the Supremes would've ruled that military tribunals are okay for pissing in the pool.

Hang in there, Mister Justice Stevens.

4 comments:

Jimmy Bob Dogbob said...

So you didn't have to, I adorned the Dogyota w/confedflag and nra decals, donned waders and gas mask, and infiltrated LGF, being sure that in every sentence I spoke there was no noun/verb agreement. (As unbearded Spock said to Kirk, it was easier for me as a civilized man to act like a barbarian than it is for a barbarian to act civilized, though was Spock ever really unbearded with Kirk?)
Anyway, here's their headline regarding SCOTUS decision:

SUPREME COURT RULES IN FAVOR OF JIHAD!

It's might wanktankerous over there.

ilse said...

was Spock ever really unbearded with Kirk?

I'm guessing there's probably some fanfic devoted to that. But I'm not brave enough to go look for it.

Sasha said...

I wasn't gonna type here but I have to note the absolute wanktankerousness of that bobdog. Amazing.

Dweeze said...

I'm guessing there's probably some fanfic devoted to that. But I'm not brave enough to go look for it.

I could send you some. I mean, I could look for it online and send you some. I'd have to look online, cause there certainly isn't any on my hard drive. Nope. None. At. All.

By the way, have the bots become so good that they can't use five character verification words anymore? It seems like everytime lately I have a verification word that gives Supercalifragliciousexpealidocious a run for its money.