Wednesday, February 28, 2007

Surrender Egoslavs

You have the stones to throw down in Minions' comments section? Screw you. You want a war, fight it in your blog like a normal person, damn you!

We will fight you on the beaches!

We will fight you in the cities!

We will enslav you in our fields, where you'll work harder with a gun in your back for a bowl of rice a day!

Of course, we'll not forget to skewer your heads on a stake.

And we'll come for your uncool niece.

And if slavery isn't enough, we'll do experiments on your minds.

No, we really mean it.

We've got a search engine and an indomitable will. On your Knez, Egoslavs.

1 comment:

beedee beedee beedee aarg said...

Game on, but I do want to add that Yale Mallenger would have sold the most band cookies.

And sleep with MaryJean Cavanaugh. Ick.