You Are My Minions: Elliott Spitzer Deathwatch

Tuesday, March 11, 2008

Elliott Spitzer Deathwatch

Just another day in bunnydise.

8 comments:

Sasha said...: WARNING! Where is the SPEW WARNING?

The word is "antifk" which seems about right.; 9:09 PM
Kimmah said...: lmao...I love that picture. It makes me laugh every time I see it.; 10:09 PM
Sasha said...: Kristen says he was a good tipper and didn't do anything, you know, dirty. And because I'm all about The Google, here's a link for ya.

http://abcnews.go.com/Blotter/story?id=4432335&page=1; 10:29 PM
Swami said...: I'm confused. Which bunny is Spitzer and which one represents Kristen?

What?

(pigaj, another good word); 11:01 AM
Jolene said...: So I read this a while ago and couldn't figure out what the hell "bunnydise" meant, because in my head I was pronouncing it "bunny-dees".

Reminder to self: stop pronouncing English (or, you know, pseudo-English) words with a French accent.; 4:10 AM
Sasha said...: So you'd have trouble singing cheeseburger in bunnydise?; 6:54 PM
Jolene said...: Well, I might have trouble singing it, but for entirely different reasons.; 10:56 PM
Dweeze said...: That's because she's a non-believer!

zghyl, which, if you ask me, is a little too national socialist for a verification word.; 1:10 PM

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Tuesday, March 11, 2008

Elliott Spitzer Deathwatch

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