Thanks for the inexperienced bag of witless, mindless conservatism, an avid woman-killer, gun nut, Creationist, and former beauty queen; the replacement for Cindy; the endless Meaning of Life jokes; and the three electoral votes that she'll theoretically lock down for Saint BBQ.
Y'know, I still think Joe Biden is an asshat choice for Obama, although I'll now at least concede the Biden as Attack Dog meme. But for once, a Republican is more eager to shoot himself in the testes than a Democrat. Woo and hoo.
Wasilla, Alaska City Council, 4 years; Mayor of Wasilla, Alaska, 6 years; Governor of Alaska, 2 years.
Yeah. Obama's inexperienced.
Hates pregnant women.
Hates people who don't like guns.
(True corollary: hates animals and likes to shoot them.)
Yeah, she's going right after those Hillary votes.
Not pregnant since April, and apparently not all dried up.
Does not immediately evince utter nonpolitical batshit craziness at first televised glance.
Ooh. Gavin's right, Cindy. Double down on the Klonopin. Daddy's gonna show Miss Alaska (runner-up) what a bamboo rod is all about.
Sasha's right. Today, I'll gloat. Tomorrow? I'll get back to predicting a massive Saint BBQ victory, although there's also a little Trilateral Commission conspiracy theory I'd like to toss around with you.
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