You Are My Minions: Dear Pittsburgh

Monday, May 11, 2009

Dear Pittsburgh

Shut the fuck up a whole lot. Seriously, whatever happens tonight, or Wednesday night? Or doesn't? Just shut the fuck up. Your whole fucking Yinzer city, with your greasy soft coal, your shitty beer, your northern redneckitude, your bandwagoning and anti-bandwagoning and your whole western side of the state? Shut the fuck up. Seriously. A whole lot.

I mean, y'all have the most massive inferiority complex anyone in this universe has ever seen. And it's about Cleveland. That's just fucking sad.

Update: Assholes.

5 comments:

Sasha said...: Thank you.

Someone dropped by my office 0 dark thirty to try to harass me about it. I told him that he better hope the Caps win or he would be in a world of hurt. He scurried away, very rapidly, trying to be invisible.; 6:48 PM
Sasha said...: Dear Pittsburgh.

And the horse you rode in on.; 10:00 PM
Landru said...: And the horse's mother.; 10:01 PM
Sasha said...: And grandfather for that matter. Nice update...; 10:07 PM
Purplestate said...: Good series, in which I think we have to admit the Caps have been outplayed pretty regularly. Good thing we have a golden glove winner in net, eh? Go Caps!

Syncitsy!; 11:04 AM

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