You Are My Minions: A Very Special Message for Whispers

Thursday, June 16, 2011

A Very Special Message for Whispers


Fuck. You. With all the love in the world, of course.

Fucking Bawston.

10 comments:

BDR said...: Boston has a hockey team?; 2:48 PM
Whispers said...: Well, that lives up to the advertisement. :); 6:48 PM
Sasha said...: The women are more virtuous? And that's good?

My magic word is Grable as in Betty.; 7:29 PM
Purplestate said...: So, what you are saying is you are against Gay Marriage, and Rick is in favor of anarchy?; 10:12 PM
Landru said...: This blog's only frame of reference for "Rick" would involve inserting a link to some cheesy pop song.

Also: I think, Purple, that if you examine the two philosophical concepts you present, the various ways I might toy with them, and my undying regard for you, you might understand why I'll just take a pass.; 10:24 PM
Whispers said...: Sasha, "virtue" is a word that can be interpreted in a lot of different ways. I certainly don't think it entails prudishness.
Purple, who is this "Rick" person you are talking about?; 11:23 PM
Purplestate said...: I am chastened by my failure to respect Mr. Astley's Anonymity in this forum. Sorry about that!

Also, http://tinyurl.com/3zeuxdg

No, it isn't that.; 7:31 AM
Landru said...: Oh...yeah, I knew about the David Tyree story. Yep, he's an asshole. I mean, he was a Giant, after all. But, to my point, he's an asshole who did his part to beat the second-best team in Super Bowl XLII.

None of which negates the caveats I previously blew straight into your lovely ear.; 7:42 AM
Colin's Daddy said...: Beaner townies aside, you do not piss excellence...you piss 30 octane

my magig word is "trorypoo" WTF is that all about?!?!; 10:20 PM
Whispers said...: I guess the refs were the best team in Super Bowl XLII then.; 1:18 AM

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