Mitt Romney: Actually Dumb Enough To Drown Himself By Looking Skyward With His Mouth Open When It's Not Raining

Thanks to Sasha for a tip to this, from The Hill and the LA Times. As you may have heard, Ann Romney's plane had to make an emergency landing last week, because of some electrical issue that may or may not have been a fire. Willard was concerned:

“I appreciate the fact that she is on the ground, safe and sound. And I don’t think she knows just how worried some of us were,” Romney said. “When you have a fire in an aircraft, there’s no place to go, exactly, there’s no — and you can’t find any oxygen from outside the aircraft to get in the aircraft, because the windows don’t open. I don’t know why they don’t do that. It’s a real problem. So it’s very dangerous. And she was choking and rubbing her eyes. Fortunately, there was enough oxygen for the pilot and copilot to make a safe landing in Denver. But she’s safe and sound.”

That's right. Mitt Romney thinks that: airplane windows should open, and that oxygen puts out fires.

Rock on, Republicans.