Friend William Wallace, aka Dreamboat to Ellen the Hon, was born on this day in 1926, and I must say, he's looking pretty fucking spry for being 87 years old. You'd never know his prostate is the size of a baby's head and his bladder's the size of a walnut. Happy birthday, Kiltboy. I've got the teddycam set up for our wives' visit next week. Who knows what we'll find on the video?
Today is the 69th anniversary of D-Day. Go back to any old June 6th, and what I said then.
And for our final mathematical constant of the day: J.J. Redick still drinks his own urine.
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