Tuesday, August 20, 2013

My Dream

I was rooting around in my bag and I found a pack of cigarettes and I was upset because they were shorties instead of 99s and then I remembered that I was lucky to have any cigarettes at all and I was happy. And then I knew the dream was over because I woke up and BFF was pointing and silently screaming while Digby and Atrios raped Glenn Greenwald while Obama held Greenwald's head, snarling, "Take that, Kitty Genovese," and I wasn't racist because Obama's cock was white. And then things got really weird because there was litter so I cried.


Sasha said...

Crap. This stupid comment thing won't work. Three times.

I wonder if the dream is one of those recurring ones.


mistah charley, ph.d. said...

recently i had a dream in which hillary clinton told me she would be collaborating closely with ella fitzgerald from now on

'tis a puzzlement

Lisa McMann said...

My evil plan is working.

Whispers said...

gee that sounds like fun

Jim H. said...

As Bill Murray says in "Stripes": "I want to party with you."

mistah charley, ph.d. said...

i read that ella fitzgerald was the first lady of song

and carla bruni was the singer of first ladies

still not clear where hillary clinton comes in, though