Monday, August 08, 2016


1. I cleaned up. There was stuff in the links that was old, moribund, dramatically changed, and in one sad case, deceased. Thanks to BFF for the inspiration to get around to doing something that's needed doing for a very long time.

2. I am unemployed. Low-effort Kickstarter ideas welcome (turns out "Bologna sandwich" was already taken).

3. Yes. Jill Stein is a fucking dipshit who has no business running for office. I don't care whether she's pandering to anti-vaxxers or actually is one. And yes, it is, in fact, one or the other. Don't fucking embarrass yourself by arguing otherwise--you got nothing. No one is putting words in her mouth or on her Twitter feed (or deleting them from her Twitter feed) for her.

4. Databoy makes his way to the University of Turtles very, very soon. I won't claim success yet, because the scoreboard's not showing zeroes. But it's close.

5. I forget what eight was for.


Anonymous said...

Dude don't be a stupid Democrat Fag. Stein is far better than that sociopathic POS hillary. Who probalay got aids from that rapo husband of hers.

Mongo, At The Moment said...

(1) To Anon: That was very sensitively written. I'm sure Ovid, Descartes, Dostoevsky and Jeffrey Frank (who, in 1968, wrote a book about you) couldn't have delivered the pith and warp of it quite as well.

(2) Sorry about the employment status. Hot baths; single malt; sitting in front of a Rothko painting; doing something that will make you laugh hard enough to involuntarily wet yourself are all helpful in the near term.

(3) Authentic suicides ask for English Ovals, if they gots any class.

Landru said...

Thank you very kindly, Mongo, for the comment and for riding out on a troll. Sorry I went in a little hard on you at BDR's place; the issue is for me the hot button to end all hot buttons.

The USWNT v Colombia game did quite nicely for laughs, for now. I am sanguine about the job thing. For now.

And the quote is Vonnegut, from one of the stories in "Welcome to the Monkey House." It has appealled since I started smoking 40 years ago.

Mongo, At The Moment said...

Whoa, am I behind. Uh, yeah! No umbrage taken. Hope it's better on the employ front.