Yes. 48.2 percent of the vote. Yes, yes, district last went to the R's by 44 points. Yes, yes, yes, quite possibly the most conservative urb in America.
So nominally Democratic polished Marine vet Paul Hackett ran strong in Ohio's Second Congressional District against one of those people whose very countenance screams, "I am a wackjob, hear me warble." I mean, this Schmidt person's entire being seems focused on making lampshades from human skin.
And one of the theoretically best candidates the Dems could put up couldn't beat her. You see encouragement that this district turned so far to the "left"? I don't. I think you're acting like it's a good thing that your kid's Little League team only lost by two runs and didn't have too many of its arms broken.
We here at YAMM (okay, I here at YAMM) are/am/be's focused on providing you all the news you need, one day late. So here's the news you need:
That Wacky Fascist Fucktard Won A Congressional Seat
G'wan, party the night away, my Democratic brethren and sistren, wonk--and wank--away at that news until your hand and your member are chafed raw and you truly believe that the electorate is not too stupid to be allowed to vote. And hope you can lick your own butt--and therefore your wounds--by November 7, 2006. Because you're going to need some serious healing and a second wind if you're going to have any hope of surviving much past Senator Santorum's swearing-in a couple of months later.
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Senator Santorum sez he is running for the Whip post. Could anything be more apt?
I hate chafing.
May I humbly suggest now that Tucker has fallen below your .. um .. radar that you spend a bit of time on Mr. O'Reilly. Cheap? I know. But so deserving.
You might begin with Patriotboy's offer to become Mr. O'Reilly's 'sidekick' today.
Here in Umfvckbay, where all the natives have never turned down second helpings of chipped possum over biscuits and every third shack is a Tabernacle of Jesus Redneck's Return, they're aghast, aghast! that Schmidt barely won.
Well, not really aghast. But they do find it unbelievable that a soldier who turned gay so he could run as a Democrat got even two votes.
The Smokies are beautiful, but Moronistan is a different country than us Mocomofos live in, friend.
See, it's this kind of misplaced, relentless optimism that helps the terrists win. Why do you hate America?
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