You Are My Minions: Crankypants

Thursday, September 01, 2005

Crankypants

Still. Thanks to those of you who've wished well, here and offline.

For now, I have but one thing to say, to someone for whom I have no other method of reachout:

We still loves Da Moon.

7 comments:

Anonymous said...: Logic dictates that the Ruler of the Netherworld should be exempt from nether-region issues. Not fair! Sorry you're still not 100%.

Be well, Evil One.; 11:04 PM
Anonymous said...: ARGH! That comment was mine. I should stick to blurking, lol.; 11:05 PM
Alice said...: I didn't well wish. But I'm making you a wishing well.

*hugs*; 11:52 PM
Immunegirl said...: Hope that you are feeling better Mr. Crankypants. ((((hugs)))) to you and to Ilse for having to put up with you. :P; 9:49 AM
momma said...: *waves to Crankypants*

Or Crabbypants

Or whatever; 5:47 PM
ilse said...: I don't think "up" is really the word you're looking for there, Iggy.; 8:21 PM
Immunegirl said...: Hmmmm. How about we make that a choose your own preposition-type sentence. :); 1:41 PM

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Thursday, September 01, 2005

Crankypants

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