This here? Is not a big picture of a fluffy bunny. It is a picture of J.J. Redick.
Can you guess what J.J. did not long before this picture was taken? That's right, he committed a crime. No, no, not the poetry or the crying or the .025-percent lifetime NCAA tournament shooting percentage, although all of those certainly qualify. J.J. hung a U-turn in the night. An illegal U-turn. Right in front of a police drunk driving checkpoint.
Thank you, J.J. This was a sad bunny sort of day, until you hit the news. And there's only one thing left to say.
Except, of course, it's not.