Monday, July 31, 2006

This Blog Is Not About Fucking Alexandra Paressant

So you went away because I've grown intolerably lazy about posting? Good on you. You should.

Some things don't go away, though. One of them is hits on this blog. Minions has had craploads of hits in the last four or five days. 95 percent of them have been from bots, searching for stuff about Alexandra Paressant, who I mentioned briefly and unkindly not long ago.

I'm thinking through how I feel about this. Your input is welcome; feel free to tell me what I should think.

For the record, I think she's sorta skinny and really not at all appealling. Her horse-faced boyfriend is welcome to her.

10 comments:

Sasha said...

It isn't like her boyfriend is so hot, y'know. They kind of deserve each other.

BeDRock said...

I agree w/Sasha -

http://www.hossa.net/window%20color/flintstones/Dino_mit_Regenschirm.gif

I mean, it's not like his name's Ronalbarney.

Jolene said...

I have no idea what she looks like, or what her boyfriend looks like.

Jolene <-- always helpful

Matt said...

I'm in fact a bot, but I'm searching for stuff about Coulter, not Paressant, about whom I could care less.

However, what you should think? You should be honored that my botty brethren have looked at your blog at all.

TechNoir said...

Joelean, let me introduct you to Google. Google, this is Joelean, a thinner version of the junior senator from Connecticut.

Landru said...

Jesucristo, TechNoir! Why you gotta bust on JOlene like that?

Look, y'all! It's a catfight!

Jolene said...

TechNoir, them's fightin' words!

(Oh great, you know he loves a catfight. Must resist giving in...)

Anyway, yeah, google. But that would be too easy.

alexandra paressant said...

*sob* !!!

TechNoir said...

Geez, I said she was thin. What's your problem?

Jolene said...

*snort* It sounded like you were calling me a thinner version of Joe Lieberman. Thin I like. Joe Lieberman, not so much.

Or you were calling her that? I'm so confused.