Wednesday, April 18, 2007

Using the Force: Landru's Tips for Real-Life Jedi (I)

If you actually say the words, "These are not the droids you're looking for," out loud, the Force will eff you in the A, every single time.

This has been the first in a continuing series of tips on building your skills as an actual Jedi Knight. Stay tuned for more helpful tips.

5 comments:

Sasha said...

One wonders how you know this.

Landru said...

Science, you dwork.

Sasha said...

*gasp*

You infidel, unbeliever. How dare you put your faith in Science?

HistoryDetective said...

I need to know "How hung is the Force?" before I can decide if I want to say "These are not the droids you're looking for" out loud. I mean, is the Force hung like Darth Vader or hung like Luke Skywalker?

Landru said...

I really didn't have you figured for a size queen.