Wednesday, August 01, 2007

Your Wish Is But My Command

What a silly uniform. Marilyn Monroe is so trite. Your face wasn't made for cats-eye glasses. You ought to have your moustache removed. A goatee looks silly on a girl. And what's with the Heiniken? Can't you drink American beer, you terrorist-loving Commie? I mean, the Dutch are serious cheese-eating hippie surrender monkeys.

This has been another edition of What Happens When You Ask Me To Post.

1 comment:

Sasha said...

Me oh my. I should have adjusted my hair. It is shorter and punkier on top.

For the rest of the audience, I complained that the Landru hadn't been entertaining me recently and suggested a post about unis. It looks like I got one.