Shorter* Digby:
What Landru said**.
*Shorter concept stolen from someone, somewhere.
**Except better, more comprehensive and focused, and less pissed off and apathetic***.
***It's a disease, you know.
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9 comments:
*snicker*
can't be bothered to blog for an age -- I was going to use another euphemism but I decided that some of your readers wouldn't appreciate it -- and then suddenly has an impulse to write LOOKATMEIWASRIGHTSEEHOWCOOLIAM?
Yes, You were right. You are cool. K?
And why isn't self-indulgence one of the categories? Huh?
Bite me, Purple.
Oops. Sorry, Purple, I did you a disservice there. I plead sleep deficiency.
Fuck you, Sasha.
See? That's how fucking cool I am. I'm so cool I can blithely slide from horsecollaring one of my best friends to kicking another in her nads. I'm so cool I don't care how cool I am. I'm so cool I don't need sleep, ever.
Aren't pissed off and apathetic mutually exclusive?
Yes, you are very cool. BUT (and these are words you never thought you'd hear from me) you aren't as cool as Bill Gates is today. (Aww crap, they took the damn video down.)
Here goes. I found it buried in the muck. Bill Gates last day. (If'n you're a geek it's worth the click.)
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Dear Jolene,
No.
Love,
Landru
PS: The Gates vid is utterly adorable.
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