Tuesday, February 26, 2008

People Talk

People talk. They talk to me. They say, "How are you, [real name redacted]?" And I tell them how I am. I tell them, I say, "Mostly surly, with scattered undirected hostility. And a mild dose of undiagnosed schizophrenia." And then I say, "Nice shoes, wanna fuck?" But they're usually gone by then and don't hear me.

Fine. Just fine, thanks.

3 comments:

J. D. T. Saul said...

I'd do you in a heartbeat, but you never ask me. Do you not like my shoes?

purplestate said...

He's to bisy looking at my shoes.

nlmbgixe!

Swami said...

I have a whole closet full of fuck-me shoes! Do you like red ones? Strappy ones? Red and strappy ones? Or do you just like strapping in general? I've heard schizophrenics will try anything...