So, buy my friend Wheezy's motherfucking book or I'll hunt you down and...well, I'll hunt you down, and after that I don't know. But if you want something suspenseful, perhaps you should just
buy my friend Wheezy's motherfucking book, motherfucker.
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I already did, asshole.
Hey peeps, buy her book. She's my friend too. And I've read it twice. And I bought it anyway.
I have a copy of that very book in my hot little hands. It has my name in it (although I won't tell you where, since I am undercover) but that alone is enough reason to buy one.
Maybe you're not going to out yourself, but I'll out you.
That's right people: Sasha's legal name is Simon Schuster.
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