Easy. Just name as your second a tired old hack who virtually guarantees you'll lose an election that you should never, ever, in a million years lose, a bloated sack of wind who utterly negates your message of change and hope, who further negates the awesome weapon that is your opponent's own advanced age and mental and physical decrepitude. Just hand an election, in one stroke (rather than the series of senseless, selfish, arrogant blunders you've been indulging) to an opponent who is stompdown insane.
I really do not understand Democrats' propensity for shooting themselves in the testicles and then twisting hard while they masturbate. I suppose it's intolerant of me, judging CBT freaks that way (and I will accept your gratitude for not following through on my idea of leading this post with an image reflecting the CBT theme).