If you're gonna do it, play for big stakes.
Popular Vote: Obama 51, McCain 47, Wackaloons 2
Electoral Vote: Obama 326, McCain 212
(Obama wins Ohio, NC, PA; McCain wins Florida, Missouri, Indiana. Nothing else is seriously at issue here, unless I'm a wackaloon my own self.)
Senate: 59 Dems. Say hello to Senator Al Franken. Less than 58 will stun me. More than 59 will stun me and invalidate every prediction above.
House: Dems +27
I await the howls of outrage.