God damn, I love this country. Don't you?
And, uhm, yeah, I don't blog much. What the fuck ever.
Update: Y'know, there are way too many jokes to make about this, but not only is the guy the stupidest motherfucker who ever lived until the next stupidest motherfucker who ever lived*, he was the stupidest motherfucker who ever lived, while doing it on Pat Fitzgerald's beat**. I'm thinking that plus the haircut might open this case up to a serious insanity plea.
*The "(adjective noun) until the next time" meme is probably the intellectual property of this guy, who once tried to swipe "Emiliano Heskey" from me. But I'm a better person than he is.
**And isn't this really just the Fitzmas that Pat wasn't able to give us the last time? God damn, I love this country.