Tuesday, November 22, 2011


One of BFF's favorite stories to tell on me is that, years ago--Planet remembers it as being at a Maryland-Duke womens' basketball game, which puts her at about age 12 or 13--I was so deeply disturbed by Planet's stability, equanimity, poise, grace, and general goody-twoshoesedness that I offered her twenty bucks if she'd say "fuck," just once. She's faithfully refused ever since.

Until tonight. A mere three months in the bower of liberal academia has changed our darling Planet profoundly. It'd make your head spin, how fast the little pottymouth said, "Baby needs a new pair of fuckin' shoes."

Tear to my eye, that, yessir. Rock on, Planet.


ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...


"We do say shit!"

Jim H. said...

Sometimes the single-syllable Anglo-Saxon locution is optimal.

Weep no more.

Randal Graves said...

Yeah, that's what the world needs, more fucking swearing.

Gothmog said...

Did you fork over the $20?