You Are My Minions: What Are You Doing Here?

Monday, December 24, 2012

What Are You Doing Here?

It's Christmas, for fuck's sake. Go away. We're fine. Hope you are too, but if you're sashaying around the Intertoobz looking at blogs that haven't posted since Thanksgiving, you might want to go play with your new toys instead.

6 comments:

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...: Oh no, I'm just procrastinating before I start Christmas shopping.
~; 10:10 AM
Randal Graves said...: Some of us are stuck at work and I'm not about to do work that I refused to do before.; 10:25 AM
Sasha said...: Toys? Oh, that video game I bought knowing that the day would come when I couldn't stand one more Xmas song? K.

And happy.; 10:57 AM
zombie rotten mcdonald said...: I had a phone conference and now can start drinking.

In laws tomorrow, so I will start drinking earlier. CAN'T WAIT for the "obammer takin mah guns" discussions....; 12:32 PM
ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...: 50% of my shopping is done, already!
~; 6:23 PM
zombie rotten mcdonald said...: What am I doing here?

Just sailing the seas of cheese....

but hiding, mostly.; 12:40 PM

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Monday, December 24, 2012

What Are You Doing Here?

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