- Yeah. Sure. Christmas. Whatthefuckever.
- Yeah. Sure. Gerald Ford. Whatthefuckever. See blackDogred, who has it pretty much right. You say "harmless," I say "perpetuated a culture of corruption while pretending he was being statesmanlike." You say "decent," I say "abused the presidential pardon power in the name of phony faith-healing." You say "statesman," I say "no, he really did play too much football without a helmet." I do say thank you for the national day of mourning, however. Oddly enough, I don't remember getting one of those for Richard Nixon.
- Yeah. Sure. Bowl games. Whatthefuckever. Purdue 23, Maryland 19. No, I won't let it the fuck go.
- Yeah. Sure. NFL. Whatthefuckever. Go Titians.
- Yeah. Sure. Iraq. Whatthefuckever. Will hanging Sadaam Hussein make everyone just shut the fucking fuck up? How about "please"? C'mon. It'd be statesmanlike. Seriously.
A happy forthcoming year to you and all of those for whom you give a fuck.