On The Plight of the Neutral Observer in a War Zone

1. BPWTF? Since I'm not sure I'm at liberty to reveal the connection, I won't. Let's just say it's pretty deeply rooted.

2. Conrad. Conrad is soused and lives in Turkey. He's from the same minion gene pool as Purple and Whispers.

3. Conrad's brother Conrad Graham (the blog formerly known as I Don't Care If You Don't Like Me). Way the fuck less soused than he used to be, and lives in Philadelphia. Also from the same minion gene pool as Purple and Whispers. Cute as a fucking bug, and far less annoying.

4. Kitten Wars. Smart money's on the cracker. The intellectual doesn't have the stomach for a long war.

5. Speaking of which, don't you people ever learn?

The Golden Swiss Bunnies of the Apocalypse. Surrender and get really fat thighs.

No, this bunny's going to kick your ass. Seriously. Appropos of nothing, I found this bunny at a publication called New Lesbian Times. I do not know what that means.

Clorg supporters.

Hello Dweeze.

Seriously, dogs just suck.

If Rose McGowan as an armed amputee isn't the hottest fucking bunny ever, I don't know what is.

Obama supporters.

Nothing is safe from performance art.

Dilettantes.