Now that you've had two days to enjoy Minions' burst of productivity, it's time for a short break. One year ago today (according to Ilse's fucking calendar, which somehow missed Alexander Hamilton's birthday yesterday), Ilse and I went on down to the courthouse with Wheezus and PurpleState in tow, and got hitched up. Today we will commemorate that by heading on over to the home of some aforementioned friends and watching Maryland lose, then heading on out for some anniversary din-din.
Additional content is not on the calendar. I'll likely be back Monday to help you remember Martin Luther King's birthday with my usual assortment of unwarranted lynchings and heinous crimes against nature.