Landrustan smart. Landrustan strong.
Yes, an attack through Canada was expected, although in their last, desperate gasp, the otherwise wily Egoslavs used an attack profile that was surprisingly asymetrical. Nonetheless, we can safely declare victory and pledge foreign aid to the Egoslavs, who have always been our friends. We have never been at war with Egoslavia.
While the Egoslavians maintain that the muddied origins of today's events rooted in a complimentary post about the musical taste of Our Leader, Landrustanians protested in droves, believing that the Knez had ridiculed Our Leader for owning no music recorded after 1982.
All that is irrelevant. The Egoslavs have always been our friends. We have never been at war with Egoslavia.
Join now in the National Anthem of Landrustan:
Landrustan is now looking for other blogocentric national groupings on which to declare meaningless wars in the interest of securing meaningless victories. Successful candidates will share an embarrassing insidery past with Landrustan and possess a detailed knowledge of trivia popular in Landrustan.