And for the last time this season: Fuck.
The positively excrescent collapse of DCU in the opening round of the MLS playoffs (and I'll leave it to this guy to rant about the idiocy of the MLS playoffs) doesn't nauseate me nearly as much as the thought that I may well have just seen Jaime Moreno and Christian Gomez (among others) in United kit for the very last time.
Or as much as the thought that I'd really rather see New England win a game on Saturday. The vomiting may never stop.
Update/Comments Response: Let's not get all irrationally exuberant here, Jolene. I would really rather see a localized black hole open and swallow everything from Kennebunk to Cherry Hill, save the people and restaurants I like. I'm just talking about preferences in the range of likely outcomes, is all.