You Are My Minions: All About You (Redux)

Tuesday, April 29, 2008

All About You (Redux)

Yeah, sure, long time no see. These are the things I have to say:

Four words: Jimi Hendrix sex tape.

More words: Read Respectful Insolence daily. Why? Why. Why. Why. Why. Enough? Okay.

I can't tell you the story of my month, for various reasons that...well, that I can't tell you about. Work was hard, and it was lots, and there was some need to respectfully listen to someone screaming at me without reminding her that she's really, really gallingly fucking stupid. But that's done, I've been off for a few days now, and I've got another day off tomorrow, and then it's back to real life, for a time. Maybe, with that, I'll return to blogging a bit more regularly.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...: Respectful insolence, eh? -snip-

not my cup of tea.

aapaxpo!; 11:17 PM

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In case I need to spell this out for you, much of the content in this blog is either inside baseball (private public jokes between me and friends) or satirical. Much of my expression, even when talking about real-world stuff, is satirical. I have strong opinions. Here are a few:

Government exists to promote well-being.

Yes, that's a broad sweep.

Compromise is functionally necessary.

Hate is unacceptable in real life (sports excepted; if you don't like that distinction, you're not entirely wrong, and fair play to you). I elaborate on this because it's an easy word to use, and you may see me use it. I audit on this word, and I'm confident about the contexts in which I've used it here.

There is no need to compromise with hate.

Satire draws on the need to highlight that which is wrong.

The satirist should re-examine satire that sounds like hate.

That includes me.

You need to know that I sometimes use language that others find profane. While I believe that words are words and there's nothing to fear, I respect both opposing viewpoints and your right to not read this blog.

Sometimes I do write about serious things. When I do, I'm right, and you either agree with me or you're wrong. Sucks to be you, huh? Of course, if you knew me, you'd already understand this, and it would suck considerably less to be you.

You may find me incomprehensible. As a service to you, I have created the Minions glossary (updated in November 2017), to help you decipher. It's all about you, bitchez.

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