Him. Birthday. Now. Deliver the love, mofos.
In his head since before it existed, be in yours:
Y'know what? Someone else has a birthday today, and she's the most Googleriffic target on this blog who isn't named Megan Marshack (whose picture has never actually appeared in this blog, but who apparently holds a special place in the minds of Googlers--I suspect this may be one of the very few sites in the whole Intertubes that contains her name). But I digress. Give it up for Bong Girl!
Because she's clearly ready to give it up for you.