My primary email, and this blog's email, got hacked early this morning. Because Google is a pack of assholes and I am not very bright (that account was not well set up), the old blog email is dead; the new one is over on the right.
Also: I'm not being held at gunpoint in London, regardless of what emails purporting to be from me might tell you. I apologize to those of you who have been worried or inconvenienced by what some soon-to-be-one-very-sorry-motherfucker did to me this morning.
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