Tuesday, March 22, 2011

A Thing That Must Be Said

This keeps coming up lately, again and again. It must need to be purged.

There was a lovely young woman, beautiful in all respects physical and spiritual save a bit of a piggy nose. This destroyed her self-esteem quite thoroughly, of course.

But one young man found her quite attractive. He was a shy fellow, having a wooden eye for reasons not specified when I heard this touching story nigh unto 35 years ago. He thought the young woman was the finest life match he could ever make, and he approached her one day, asking, "Would you like to go to the dance on Saturday night?"

She was excited--no one could ever get past her nose and see her for the flower she was--and replied, "Would I?"

"Pignose, pignose, pignose!"

That is all.


Sasha said...

Self indulgence indeed

Landru said...

Wheezy Nation thinks it's the funniest fucking joke EVAR.

Sasha said...

She's stuck in the snow in CANADA eating poutine. Think that might have something to do with it?

Landru said...

Poutine's good food. I've always loved it, myself.