Wednesday, January 11, 2012

Shorter NBC Sports Ice Hockey Broadcasting Crew

My goodness, the Pittsburgh Penguins' cocks certainly are tasty. Slurp. Yum.

(It's 1-0 Caps at the first intermission, the Pens down on an abysmally dumb turnover by Yevgeni Malkin, whose cock is apparently the yummiest, since poor Cindy Crysby was tragically and brutally struck down in his prime by a Washington Capital, and yet Doc Emrick and Eddie Olczyk still can't shut the fuck up about how fucking primo mega-alpha dominant Malkin is. And don't fucking get me started on that egregious can't-die-hard-enough asshole Mike Milbury. Furthermore, Marc-Andre Fleury has bobbled the puck on easy handles four fucking times, two of which almost resulted in goals, one of which was denied only by the graceless turdery of Alexander Semin, and yet these NBC fucks can't stop picking on Tomas Vokoun--who is wretched and should leave my fucking city on the first stagecoach, but who is playing reasonably well thus far tonight. Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck NBC Sports.)


Colin's Daddy said...

This is totally unrelated, but I do love when ESPN "reports" something...

"The Patriot-News of Harrisburg, citing sources close to Penn State's trustees, said that the 67-year-old Sandusky was seen in then-president Graham Spanier's box on Oct. 29 and later stopped in at the school's Nittany Lion booster club."

This affirms one thing and brings into question another...(1) Graham Spanier is a pussy (2) I thought Sandusky only liked boys.

and my word is "punwo"...this day keeps getting better all the time

Randal Graves said...

Fuckin' Malkin, cost my fantasy team a shutout, and that's what's important.

Word verification: comotin, a pill you pop in order to minimize a commotion.

Sasha said...

And on another vaguely relevant topic, Vokoun, who doesn't deserve his own stagecoach but ought to share with some of Washington's more desirable public transportation users, has demonstrated to me that coaching can actually affect goalies.

And MY very personally constructed word is logic.