David Bowie, dead at 69. Fuck your calendar.
I wanted to add a vid of "Cat People," another incredibly powerful Bowiething, but everything on YT is fanboy bullshit or is restricted from embed. Best one I could find is linked here; it's the version from Inglourious Basterds, set mostly to the footage it overplays in the movie. I think Melanie Laurent is a pretty fucking good tribute.
BFF is letting this fuck up his day, too, which is meet and right, of course.
But really, just fuck your fucking calendar. No, really, just get the biggest dick you can and jam it right up that calendar's most painful orifice and make it fucking scream.