That qualifies as a stern penalty for a first-time offender with a long history of public service.
Shut up, you Lying Motherfucker. As you know perfectly well, it qualifies within the mandatory federal sentencing guidelines that you and your Lying Motherfucking ilk like to force on others, primarily as a method of keeping the brown people down, you hypocritical sack of infected pus.
In contrast, no president in recent history has made more careful use of the pardoning power than George W. Bush: The president believes pardons and commutations should reflect a genuine determination to strengthen the rule of law and increase public faith in government.
Shut up, you Lying Motherfucker. Bush's "careful use" of the power consists of meting out as little mercy as possible. And for the record, the commutation of Libby's sentence took a giant typhoid dump on the rule of law and pissed on the public's faith in government, you maggot-eating necrotic hemorrhoid. Shut the fucking fuck up, you Lying Motherfucker.
After a highly publicized trial, involving calm legal analysis in the courtroom (but vicious vilification outside)
That a Lying Motherfucker like you has the unmitigated balls to refer to anyone's "vicious vilification" of anyone on your side is a crime for which one hopes you will stand judgement in the Hell in which you pretend to believe, and be found wanting. Shut up, you Lying Motherfucker. You are one arrogant and disdainful piece of shit to try to pass that off, in an official role, on the American people.
Many analysts cleverly avoid grappling with either of these issues, and instead try to analyze the commutation as a raw political exercise. That sort of analysis is off-base. The president was not motivated by politics in making this decision. If he had made the decision based on opinion polls, he wouldn't have lifted a finger.
It is possible that even more sad than the fact that a Lying Motherfucker like you would try to pass this malignant bile off as reason is the fact that you are genuinely so stupid and evil that you believe it to be true. Speaking of "clever," no one suggested that the President considered opinion polls, except perhaps to the extent that he wanted to know how many Americans he was pissing on in committing this crime against the rule of law and decent government. And the analysis is off-base only in the confines of your wicked and crippled lizard brain, you Lying Motherfucker. Have a nice hot steaming cup of shut the fuck up, you lying motherfucker.
Tony Snow, Lying Motherfucker, made it pretty big in the news today. He apparently railed at the Clintons' statements on the commutation in his diseased remarks to the press:
"I don't know what Arkansan is for chutzpah, but this is a gigantic case of it," presidential spokesman Tony Snow said.
Rubber and glue, you Lying Motherfucker. The foul stench of the disease that rocks you to sleep at night permeates the entire downtown of My Local Locality, and I'm tired of it. Shut the fucking fuck up.
Snow's brave, brutal, and tiny-dicked rape of a freshly constructed straw man here refers to President Clinton's last-minute pardon of the truly scummy Marc Rich. Here's the thing, Tony, you Lying Motherfucker, you facist twat: Clinton pardoned Marc Rich. If Rich had any goods on Clinton or any of Clinton's cronies, he could have been compelled to testify to that effect. By way of the commutation Scooter Fucking Libby retains his Fifth Amendment rights to keep from incriminating anyone in the Bush White House. So don't even have the balls to look an American in the eye and compare this to anything done by a Clinton, you Lying Motherfucker, you fucking traitor of a civil servant.
Shut the fucking fuck up, Tony Snow, you lying motherfucker.
This has been another edition of Shut Up, You Lying Motherfucker.
Updated to remove bloody Bloggery Bloggerfication.
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I'm hoping to sleep well knowing that a lying motherfucker or two will shut the fuck up for an hour or two.
Am I evil for smiling at your response in spite of the lying motherfuckers planning more of the same?
Oh, and if you're bored you might want to take note of the lies that they are working up about Fred Thompson and Watergate.
And here I thought the Bloggery Bloggerfication was intentional. Shows you what I know.
In truth, the bloody Bloggery Bloggerfication was related to my inability to get posts to show up--I wrote a lovely "What Digby Said" on Tuesday night that wouldn't show up, and I had trouble getting this post to show--it eventually did, some number of hours after I posted it.
The big spaces were because I tend to forget that the font color for this blog is something other than black. But Bloggerfication is a convenient excuse.
Thanks to Sasha for pointing out that I, too, am a Lying Motherfucker. Sauce for the canard and all that.
Canard is always tasty though.
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