Beloved and too-infrequently-contacted Minnesotan correspondent Swami calls me fat!
...it's always a thrill when I click on your link and see something new! It's kind of like seeing a whale breach: rare & spectacular, but you know there is way more meat just below the surface.
To be fair, she did note, in her own way, that she wasn't calling me fat.* That's okay. We're equally not telling you that, in the Minions yearbook, Swami is voted, every year, as most likely to get very subtly crushed by a flying house.
Very subtly, mind you. But that's a thing we've always dug about her. Seriously.
As you all know, Minions takes an Oscar Wilde view of being talked about.
*Even though she was.
Special Postscript Instructions: By the way, S, get out there and shake loose some ballots, wouldja? You know what I'm talkin' bout.
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