It appears that, as a result of having the balls to put my handle and a link to this page in the comments section of another blog, I have attracted an anonymous troll. Regardless of the method of attraction, I have acquired one such, and since the troll refuses to do the Minions reader community the courtesy of even giving itself a handle, we'll just call it Trollbaby.
I usually ignore trolls. However, having one show up here at Minions is so liberating, so empowering, so validating that I have to take note. So welcome, Trollbaby. This is America, and this is the Internet, and we're happy to give you the platform you desperately need to vomit mindlessly and anonymously on those around you. Welcome, indeed. And thanks for reading Minions.