1. Shouldn't you leave ass-sex jokes to the professionals, Landru?
2. It's a trick question. There was no prevailing moral climate in the 1960s, as any good rightist will tell you.
3. Mark Brunell, who was obviously exposed to the nuclear waste carried by the train that was mistakenly routed through Jacksonville and DC.
4. It's a trick question. All bards have long swords, if'n you get my drift, and I know you do.
Extra Credit One: None of them.
Extra Credit Two: All of them, with a smile and a request for another.