People talk. They talk to me. They say, "How are you, [real name redacted]?" And I tell them how I am. I tell them, I say, "Mostly surly, with scattered undirected hostility. And a mild dose of undiagnosed schizophrenia." And then I say, "Nice shoes, wanna fuck?" But they're usually gone by then and don't hear me.
Fine. Just fine, thanks.
The Accounting Beyond the Account
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