daddy this iz jinjer meen ppls don't feed me i iz starvd help now can't be on tablz or rubs on faces help snd fish kthxbai
Update: She lies. However, I'm sorry, Whispers, but I did blur your cat. It was an accident.
More Update: And yeah, I promise not to do any more cat blogging.
Still More Update: Catblogging. It kills your friends' brains.
The Updating Never Ends: Kills them dead, I say.